Now this, perhaps, is not my usual style of photograph, but I like a good mystery and I found this very mysterious.
This is a photograph of quite a large poo on the top of a fence post.
It sparked my curiosity.
Now, for something to produce an object of this size, it must be a sizeable beast itself – we are not talking mouse here. So my question is, how on earth did it balance on this fence post, which must have been around four feet high?
I don’t think it can have been produced by a bird, unless it has precision bombing capabilities, nor do I think it could have been produced by anything that could have scampered up the fence post, because anything small enough to do that could not possibly have produced something that big.
So, what on earth produced it? And why did it feel the need to balance on top of a fence post to relieve itself?
It’s one of life’s little mysteries and it reminded me of a book that completely delighted gorgeous daughters number one and two when they were little.
A very good friend who used to work in a bookshop came across it pre-published and sent me a copy.
It is about a Mole who wakes up with some droppings on his head and sets out on a search for the culprit. It may not sound it, but it is very educational, no honestly it is.
And, obviously, it is very amusing for those who aren’t easily offended.