I’ve found out why Stanley is so angry.
He is living in my roof with his wife and kids.
And my garden is the training flightpath for the youngsters.
In fact, there are about six sparrow families living in mine and my neighbours’ homes.
The Royal Society for the Protection of birds reckons the UK sparrow population declined 71% between 1971 and 2008.
Well come to Hampshire, they are all living in my roof.